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[marzipanandminutiae]

“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”

no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

The idea that young people are getting used to not being able to speak in public about sex, queerness etc without talking around censors, and see this as normal and not a problem, scares me tbh.

[crippledanarchy]

The fact that people are so comfortable with being censored that they Voluntarily censor themselves on words and topics that aren’t even being limited is a terrifying sign

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[sauntering-down]

i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.

[scarheaded-ferret]

can this post please back up it’s too close to home

[alexseanchai]

I had five ideas, I wrote two, now I have seven

[bisexualbaker]

Listen. They’re called “plot bunnies” for a reason, and it’s not just because they hop around all over your brain demanding attention.

[redsixwing]

🎶99 fanfic ideas on my blog

99 fanfic ideas~

Take one down, pass it around

137 fanfic ideas on my blog🎶

[sevdrag]

this post walked into my house and kicked in my ribs

[neil-gaiman]

For anyone who ever asked me where ideas come from. They creep in and breed when you’re making something else.

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[alexpdcl]

i like to think that it goes both ways

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[theunfairfolk]

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

[chassdraws]

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act

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[thispreciousthing]

So a free tool called GLAZE has been developed that allows artists to cloak their artwork so it can't be mimicked by AI art tools.

AI art bros are big mad about it.

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[theglidingbat]

They really should've ended up Kissing idk what to tell you

[not-another-robin]

Im so sorry all I could think about in the last image was

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[prgnant]

[kawaiite-mage]

[gsdag]

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[telltaletypist]

someone should have sex

[demilypyro]

not it

[totallyseiso]

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[huttslut]

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what's going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

[coopsgirl]

[adibkhorram]

"Where's the light coming from?"

"The same place as the music."

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[wingedcatgirl]

fun fact: firefox can get around many "oops you already read 3 articles this month" paywalls very easily

step 1: click the reader mode button in your address bar

ALT

step 2: f5

that's it! that's all the steps.

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[therandominmyhead]

A wild MACHAMP appeared!

Go! DUGTRIO!

[rifa]

I tried to scroll past this but its too damn clever

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[leamiche]

everyone look at my seal rolls

[d-e-w-p]

there is no ice floe big enough to save these seals from my orca maw

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[mycotoxin]

I’ve gone to the women’s restroom a lot in my life, and not once have I ever seen genitalia besides my own while there. No penis, no vulva, nothing.

I’ve literally seen a bathroom full of baby lizards, one time a whole fucking fish on the floor, and someone come out of the stall with a plate, knife, and fork like they just ate a meal before I’ve seen genitals. Why would I ever be worried about seeing some woman with her cock out

[daily-shitty-car-mods]

I've used the men's restroom a lot in my life without stalls and not seen genitalia. Even when lined up at the urinals with no barriers between them.

It's almost as if most people don't want to share what they're packing with the rest of the room.

And most people don't want to look.

Really the only time you're going to see something is if you're trying to see it. And that says more about you than the people whose privacy you're invading.

You can't go peeking at other people's genitals and then get mad at them if you see something you don't want to see

[brightlotusmoon]

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[homunculus-argument]

Reddit goes to shit when the big bosses decide to make volunteers who were working for free to pay for the privilege of working for them, and as much as they try to spin it as the protesting moderators as a few bad eggs and that most of the userbase sides with them, the remaining users of the site demonstrate this as false by turning the site into a clown show and becoming ungovernable.

The stupidest undersea voyage ever planned ends up in a predictable disaster and the internet explodes into memes, demonstrating to the 1% that there's a good number of people out there who genuinely find it fucking hilarious when one of them actually dies for real.

I'm not drawing any kind of conclusions, I'm just a pattern-detecting primate and I find this pattern fascinating.

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[hollowburrow]

if u take zoloft and/or spironolactone be careful in the hot months u will dehydrate and be prone to overheating. drink. Water

[philtatoschironides]

Like the bottom text next to the asterisk says, there are more medications that cause this problem than listed. Please search for any medications you take if they cause heat problems <3

[ashitomarisu]

Note: Brintellix -> Trintellix for those who didn’t know this brand changed trademark names.

[magi-gay]

Hi, registered pharmacy technician here - this is amazing information. Reblog to save a life. Also, drink your water. And take your meds - I will personally haunt you in your sleep, if you don't. Love you.